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cunningminx
cunningminx
cunningminx
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 03:39 pm
How many... ?

Since everyone was so cool about contributing to my last question, a bit of poly community silliness for next week's show! Finish the joke:

How many polys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

:-) Leave suggestions in the comments; the ones that make me laugh will go on the show!!

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polylizzy
polylizzy
polylizzy
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 08:58 pm (UTC)

Let me E-mail my SO and he can IM his OSO and her other 2 OSO's and then I can text message MY 2 OSO's and find out when were all available. THEN we can decide WHO gets to actually do it based on who does not already have plans with their OSO's. Then we can all text message and IM each other to make sure were all ok with the decision. IF someone thinks there is a problem with it, then everything stops and we work through that until they are comfortable with it.

OH! you mean INSTALL a new lightbulb?

Thats easy, whoever is the first to see it go out. We share the household responsibilities equally.


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master__bob
Master Bob
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:18 pm (UTC)

What kind of polys are we talking about?

Aggie Polys, Kinky Polys, or Vanilla Polys?


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cunningminx
cunningminx
cunningminx
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 01:55 pm (UTC)

Open to interpretation. Take a stab.


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angiereedgarner
angiereedgarner
angiereedgarner
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)

"Screwing lightbulbs... um, isn't that a swinger thing?"

Please, if you use this-- DON'T credit me. :)


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sc00ter
sc00ter
Travis Roy
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)

But if she does use it -WE- will all know it was you!


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angiereedgarner
angiereedgarner
angiereedgarner
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)

And that is fame enough for me-- at least for that particular snark. :)


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cunningminx
cunningminx
cunningminx
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 01:55 pm (UTC)

:-) OK, you got it.


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sc00ter
sc00ter
Travis Roy
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:27 pm (UTC)

Silly, parrots can't screw in light bulbs..

OHHHHHH........

nevermind


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catwoman980
catwoman980
Bre
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)

At least two, but they have to be very, very small.


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elkor
elkor
Elkor
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)

How many polys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, unless they are into BDSM.

In which case the answer is six.

One person (1) to bend over.
One person (2) to insert.
One person (3) to act as Dungeon Monitor and tell the first what a nasty slut/pig they are for enjoying having lightbulbs shoved up their bum (humiliation play).
One person (4) to comment to another person (5) "Wow, I'd never have that done to me!
One person (6) to ask if they can be next.


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moon_orchid
moon_orchid
moon_orchid
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:52 pm (UTC)

This is the best answer yet! 10 gold stars to you! :P


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lolitasir
lolitasir
Lolita
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC)

One person (7) to complain that a lightbulb inserted up the butt is not SSC.


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cunningminx
cunningminx
cunningminx
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 01:56 pm (UTC)

ROFL!


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sinboy
sinboy
sinboy
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:42 pm (UTC)

I can't tell you. We have a DADT lighting fixture arrangement.


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cunningminx
cunningminx
cunningminx
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 01:56 pm (UTC)

DADT?


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sagittaria
Sagittaria
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 03:19 pm (UTC)

DADT=Don't ask, don't tell.


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sinboy
sinboy
sinboy
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 07:17 pm (UTC)

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Originated on alt.polyamory.


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songwind
songwind
Songwind
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 09:53 pm (UTC)

Every poly relationship has it's own rules, stop trying to tie us down to one lightbulb paradigm!


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radclyff
radclyff
radclyff
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 05:17 pm (UTC)

*snark*


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jazz7471
jazz7471
Jasmine
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
The Drama Llama answer.

I've never heard of that, and since it's not the way *we* do poly, then it must be WRONG, and BAD, and TERRIBLE.

(of course I'm kidding, and really don't feel that way about anything or anyone. ;) )


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polylizzy
polylizzy
polylizzy
Sat, Mar. 24th, 2007 07:21 pm (UTC)
Re: The Drama Llama answer.

OMG I love that one


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cunningminx
cunningminx
cunningminx
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 01:57 pm (UTC)
Re: The Drama Llama answer.

ROFL!


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robling_t
robling_t
S Lynn
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 10:10 pm (UTC)

So long as the lightbulb is a consenting adult, why is it anybody else's business? ;)


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sc00ter
sc00ter
Travis Roy
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 10:19 pm (UTC)

Awesome answer


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lollypox
lollypox
Don't ferget yer goat leggins
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 10:16 pm (UTC)

How many?
Well, as many as consent to screw together, but they'd have to be *really small* to fit inside...


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ravenssword
ravenssword
ravenssword
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 11:05 pm (UTC)

None, because lightbulbs only have a monofilament.


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cunningminx
cunningminx
cunningminx
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 01:57 pm (UTC)

ROFL!! DING DING DING you win! Points for the geekiest answer!


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techdragon
techdragon
The Technicolored Dragon
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 11:14 pm (UTC)

About 1/2 as many as are involved in the initial negotiation.


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ericsilverbear
ericsilverbear
Le Poète Maudit du Tristesse Entendu
Fri, Mar. 23rd, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)

NONE!

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!!!

(I didn't look to see if anyone had already posted this one)


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liminalia
liminalia
Shameless
Sat, Mar. 24th, 2007 12:49 am (UTC)

Polys don't screw in lightbulbs, silly, king-sized beds are *much* more comfy. ;)


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phierma
phierma
phierma
Sat, Mar. 24th, 2007 01:50 am (UTC)
Four

One to screw it in, and three to feel compersion.


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cunningminx
cunningminx
cunningminx
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 01:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Four

Awwwww!


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redknight
redknight
Bravo Romeo Charlie
Sat, Mar. 24th, 2007 05:01 am (UTC)


That's not funny! %-)


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sfeley
sfeley
Steve Eley
Sun, Mar. 25th, 2007 11:25 pm (UTC)

Ohhhh. So you're bulby-sexual. I kept mishearing that as something else. >8->



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cunningminx
cunningminx
cunningminx
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 01:58 pm (UTC)

[smack] Puns are punished here!


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topbit
topbit
Topbit
Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 04:40 pm (UTC)
Don't do that

- you know that you'll only encourage them


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sfeley
sfeley
Steve Eley
Tue, Mar. 27th, 2007 12:33 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't do that

It sounds like Topbit knows me.


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chaoticset
chaoticset
chaoticset
Tue, Mar. 27th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)

Is that not why it's called punishment? ;P


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patgund
patgund
PatGund
Wed, Mar. 28th, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)

It's not just about the screwing.....


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fhteagle
fhteagle
Global Dave
Thu, Mar. 29th, 2007 02:53 am (UTC)

Four: two primaries to hold the lightbulb steady together and two secondaries to pick up the ladder and revolve around them.


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